Cockroach!!!

So today started out the same as any other day. I woke up, and walked into the bathroom to pee. I no sooner walk in than to see this BIG bowed up cockroach in the corner by the door looking like it wants to eat me. This of course make me squeel and go upstairs to use that bathroom instead. :) I thought I would be smart and kill the roach... but anyone who knows me knows that I hate squishing bugs on my own- living of already dead; therefore, I got the handy dandy can of bug spray! "YAY," I thought, " now I won't have to come too close to it!" HA! Right...
I got a chair to stand on and sat it up outside the bathroom and left the door cracked open a little, so as to still be able to spray the thing with out actually even being in the same room! Sweet! So I got up on the chair, sprayed the cockroack excessivlly, and watched it fall to the floor! VICTORY! But where did it go??? Did it land on the pile of clothes? I stepped off my chair to investigate! I peeked my head into the bathroom and didn't see anything... All of a sudden I FEEL SOMETHING ON MY LEG!!! I look down and low and behold that blasted thing is crawling up my leg!!! That set me to prancing and a screaming down the hall into the living room and back agian trying to get it off! It fell off in the hall and I high-tailed it back to the living room where I had to sit down on the couch with my head between my legs because I was hyperventilating! I didn't know where it went after that, but I suspected to the laundry room.... Anyhow, it took me 5 hours before I could even go back downstairs. I am SO chicken!

So this isn't a picture of THE cockroach, but it is one that looks very similar... :D
Hope ya got a kick out of it! And don't worry, I'm not too terribly traumatized!!! ;)